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...Period me ghumna......???

1 ladki lecture bunk karke college mein ghum rahi thi..
ek profeser ne usse kaha: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
ladki: yahi soch toh badalni hai..!!

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...Advantage of Banana???

Teacher Ask a Question To The Whole Class.

“Students, Give 3 Advantage Of Banana.”

Boys:
1. Rich Calcium.
2. Reduces Cholesterol.
3. No Risk Of Cancer.

Girls:
1. No Risk Of Pregnancy.
2. No HIV.
3. No Need Of Partner.

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...Oye! marega kya???

1 ladki raste se jaa rahi thi,side
se achanak bike nikli..!
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. Ladki: Abey! Oye maarega kya ?
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. .me : mood to nahi hai, par degi to
maar loonga...."

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...panty lekar aata???

Ladka Apni Saali Se: Mein tumhare liye churiyan lekar aaya hun.

Saali : Jiju,Aap hi pehna dijiye.

Ladka: Mujhe tumhara response pehle malum hota to mein panty lekar aata.

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Gaand maarega to tu kya nachega???

Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladkiyon roti kyu hai..??

- Girl: Bhosdi ke agar tujhe pata ho ki ghar se dur le jakar koi teri ga@nd maarega to tu kya nachega.

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...Apna lund chusa diya Humne :Shayari???

Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.

Dekr Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka,

Andhere Me Apna "LUND"chusa Diya Humne...

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...Gaand fat gai :Shayari???

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

......
Subah jab Balance dekha G@nd fat gai

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...chut kitani tight hai???

Girl:Meri Chut me ungli dalo.Dusri bhi dalo.

chalo ab pura hath dalo.ab dusra hath bhi dalo or tali bajao.

Boy:nahin bajti.

Girl:Dekha kitani tight hai???

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...School bag me condom???

Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi,
Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila.

Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “ Kutte, Tuje Sharam Nahi Aati???
Is Umar Mein School Bag Mein Condom Rakhta Hai? ”

Pappu: “ To Fir Mai Kya Karu Bhonsdi Ke, Itni Chhoti Si Umar Mein Baap Ban Jau!!!

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Shayari: ...wo dophar se hi condom lagaye baithe hay???

SHAAM DIYO SE SJAYE BAITHE HAY,

KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE HAI,

UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,

GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI HAI,

OR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE HAY!!!

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Sexy adult shayari???

Badan uska silky ho,

Breast uski milky ho,

Dekhne me chikni ho,

Pehni usne bikini ho,

Neche uske chimney ho....

Lamba apna danda ho jo uski chut me jakar thanda ho!!!

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...Pappu fail hota hay???

College ki galeon main ajeeb khel hota hai...
Class ke bahanay dilo ka mail hota hai
Notes ke jagah love letter hota hai...
Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai

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...No bra – perfect Mood???

Color of Bra Reflects moods..

White- Quite Mood,

Red- angry Mood,

Black- Sexy Mood,

Blue- Romantic Mood,

Pink- Sharmili Mood,

No BRA- Perfect XXX MOOD.. :ha!ha!ha..:

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...wife se milti-julti hay???

Ek bar chandu ne ek ladki se kaha- “ Aapki shakal meri wife se milti-julti hay???”

Ladki ne chandu ko chanta mar diya.

Chandu – Aapki aadat(habit) bhi meri wife se milti-julti hay!!!

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I lov U Didi???

Ek din Chandu ne apni GF ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

GF(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte???

Chandu : I love you Didi!!!!!

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LOVE kaise karte hay???

girl 2 boy – ‘Love’ kaise karte hay,

boy-
 Pahle 'L' ko khada karte hain,
    phir 'O' ko jor se dabate hai,
    phir 'V' mai dalte hain,
phir jab 'E' awaaz aaye to samjho Love ho gaya...............

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Mazdoori karo???

BF during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar le, hum roz aisa kar sakenge!!!

Girl: Mazdoor ho,Mazdoori karo,factory ka malik ban-ne ki koshish na karo!!!

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Sexy Adult Shayari

GF: Plz koi shayri sunao na.
Boy:Le bhosdiki sun,
Teri chut mera Loda,Pyar karenge thoda-thoda,
Bacha hoga lamba choda,Naam rakhenge maa ka loda.

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...Bijali ka Khamba to mera hil rha hai???

Barish me Ladki ke geele boobs dekhke
Boy:Apki headlight on hai !!!
Girl:Mera Bap bill bharega tmhe kya?
Boy:Par bijli ka Khamba to Mera Hil rha hai

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...Aaj phir meri gaand marega???

BF to GF: Kitni mehangai ho gyi hai,
aj-kal choti-choti cheeze kharidna bhee mushkil hai.
GF:Tu sudhrega nhi!!! aaj phir meri gaand marega,condom.. nhi laya na!!!

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