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...colors of your wife’s underwear???

Amitabh Bachan In KBC Question For 10 Lac To Pathan.
What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear?
Option 1 : “White”
Option 2 : “Grey”
Option 3 : “Black”
Option 4 : “Blue”
Pathan Sochte Hue : “ Can I Phone A Friend? “

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What is sexy movie???

Teacher: “ What Is A Blue Film? ”
Pappu: “ It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time “.

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...to khada karke kya krega???

Man: Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: do u have girlfriend?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u visit prons Website?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u go 4 mujra?
Man: "no"
Doc: to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?

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Bhagawan ko gussa kab aata hai???

Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,

HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

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...Raat me pehli baar hai.....???

Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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Aap to phir bhi apne hai???

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne toh kabhi
gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap toh fir bhi apne hain..!!??

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Aap to phir bhi apne hai???

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne toh kabhi
gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap toh fir bhi apne hain..!!??

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Kyunki tower pass me hota hai???

Santa: Yaar ladke phone ko pant mein kyun rakhte hain
Banta: usse signal ache aate hain
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: kyunki tower pass mein hota hai???

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...Why you rape this girl???

Judge: U Rape this english girl??
Santa: Oye Judge Saab!!
Tussi iska naam Puchoge to Tussi bhi
Iska Rape kar doge..
Judge: Whats ur name lady??
Lady: Merry Marlow???

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...Advantage of Banana???

Teacher Ask a Question To The Whole Class.

“Students, Give 3 Advantage Of Banana.”

Boys:
1. Rich Calcium.
2. Reduces Cholesterol.
3. No Risk Of Cancer.

Girls:
1. No Risk Of Pregnancy.
2. No HIV.
3. No Need Of Partner.

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...neeche ki boond:Shayari???

Aasma Se Gire To Barsaat Ban Jaye;
Aankhon Se Gire To Jazbaat Ban Jaye;
Yeh Boond Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hai, Yaaro;
Neeche Se Gire To Parivar Ban Jaye!

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...meri to koi beti hi nahi hay???

Mujrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Akhiri Khawish ??
. . Mujrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi Blackbery Bold, Apple I- Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana

Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe,
Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga'
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Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola:“ abe saale Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,

Taang Do haramkhorr Ko Abhi Ke Abhi"

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???Orat, husband and Aashiq

1 aurat apne Aashiq se chudwa rhi thi...
itne me uska Shohar agya Or Ashiq ko marne Laga..
Orat:
Or maro Bharwe ko
apni BV chudti nahi dusron ki BV chodne Aajate hen.

itne me Aashiq ko josh Aaya or wo Shohar ko marne Lga..
Orat:
Or zor se maro Dallay ko
Na khud chodta he
na ksi or ko chodny
deta hey.

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...Mera to balance hi khatam hai???

Ek larki ko peeche se kisi ne ungli di aur chhup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba tha.
LARKI:baba gee miscal ap ne ki?
Baba dhoti kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai???

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...panty lekar aata???

Ladka Apni Saali Se: Mein tumhare liye churiyan lekar aaya hun.

Saali : Jiju,Aap hi pehna dijiye.

Ladka: Mujhe tumhara response pehle malum hota to mein panty lekar aata.

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Gaand maarega to tu kya nachega???

Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladkiyon roti kyu hai..??

- Girl: Bhosdi ke agar tujhe pata ho ki ghar se dur le jakar koi teri ga@nd maarega to tu kya nachega.

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...Condom ka board bhi laga hay???

No Smoking Board....

Ek bar chandu bus mein safar kar raha tha aur ciggerete pee raha thha.

Conducter bola: “No smoking ka board nahi dikhta kya?”

Chandu replied: “Uske side mein ‘always use condom’ ka bhi board laga hai, wo bhi laga ke baithoo“

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...sabke saath saari saari raat jaagi hoon...???

After First Night...

Husband ne first night ke baad next day ko apni biwi se poochha:“Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath soyi ho?”

Wife: “Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi hoon, baki sabke saath saari saari raat jaagi hoon....”

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...Pappu fail hota hay???

College ki galeon main ajeeb khel hota hai...
Class ke bahanay dilo ka mail hota hai
Notes ke jagah love letter hota hai...
Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai

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...Mere kapde uttro???

Lady doctor pagal patient se- Mera Dupatta Utaro!!!

Pagal- Ok!!!

Lady doc- Ab Meri Kameez Utaro!

Pagal- Ok!

Lady doc- Ab jaldi se Meri Salwar b utaro, jaldi utaro naa..!

Pagal- Okey! Uttar diya!!!

Lady doc- or Aainda Kbi Mere Kapde Nhi Pehnoge, Ok...

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Aur Aaj 1 baar fir Apki soch dirty mind rahi,
aakhir aap apni soch kb badloge

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