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...meri to koi beti hi nahi hay???

Mujrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Akhiri Khawish ??
. . Mujrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi Blackbery Bold, Apple I- Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana

Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe,
Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga'
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Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola:“ abe saale Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,

Taang Do haramkhorr Ko Abhi Ke Abhi"

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....Choos to sakti hoo???

REDLIGHT area me raid padi.

Police ne sabhi callgirls ko line me khada kiya.

Car se jaa rahi Budhiya ne ek girl se puchha: kya hua??

Callgirl ne kaha: Amma, Aam bat rahe hai!!

Budhiya bhi line me khadi ho gai.

Jab Budhi ki bari ayi to Policeman ne kaha-Amma!Aap bhi??

Amma boli-

"bujurg hu to kya??

Chooos to sakti hoon!!..

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....Paida Nahi Karne???

Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gyi.
Sardar: Major Sahab Mai Dushmano Ki
Maa Chod Dunga !
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai,
Paida Nahi Karne..

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...Pahle Policewale ko le aa!!!

Chandu in 420 Area:Kya Rate hai bhai?
Dalal:200 ladki k,100 Mere,50 Policewale ke.
Chandu:Dil Khush kar diya yar,Ja Phle Saale Policewale nu Le aa !!!

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