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Aap to phir bhi apne hai???

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne toh kabhi
gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap toh fir bhi apne hain..!!??

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...Condom Kohinoor ka hi lena...???

Jeevan me sabse bada jhatka:-
Jab husband suhagraat ki taiyari kar
raha ho aur wife bole-
Ajee sunte ho...
Condom 'kohinoor' ka hi lena, dusre
se mujhe allergy hai!

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...Period me ghumna......???

1 ladki lecture bunk karke college mein ghum rahi thi..
ek profeser ne usse kaha: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
ladki: yahi soch toh badalni hai..!!

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Kyunki tower pass me hota hai???

Santa: Yaar ladke phone ko pant mein kyun rakhte hain
Banta: usse signal ache aate hain
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: kyunki tower pass mein hota hai???

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...woman laugh when raped...???

Men raping a woman. The woman laughing non-stop so after sometime the men get angry and ask her, why you laughing,

she replied : I have AIDS.

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...Callgirl during sex...???

A Callgirl Released Gas During Sex.

She Smiled & Said Apologetically: “Sorry Sir, When Front Hole Is Happy, Back Hole Laughs Loudly“

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...Why you rape this girl???

Judge: U Rape this english girl??
Santa: Oye Judge Saab!!
Tussi iska naam Puchoge to Tussi bhi
Iska Rape kar doge..
Judge: Whats ur name lady??
Lady: Merry Marlow???

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...Advantage of Banana???

Teacher Ask a Question To The Whole Class.

“Students, Give 3 Advantage Of Banana.”

Boys:
1. Rich Calcium.
2. Reduces Cholesterol.
3. No Risk Of Cancer.

Girls:
1. No Risk Of Pregnancy.
2. No HIV.
3. No Need Of Partner.

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